“It’s A Holiday…Inn”
Did you know we have another motel in town? I asked the secretary the other day to make a reservation for the evangelist coming to speak. I asked what the name of the motel in town was called. She paused for a moment and in complete seriousness said. ” I believe it is called the Holiday Inn.” I guffawed and wiped my eyes, eventually managing to say, “I was not aware of that one.” I will use big words from time to time simply to get a reaction from her. Usually she will nod her head in understanding, yet when questioned closely, she really doesn’t know what I said. Call me cruel, but she is quite intertaining. Come to think of it, Chelsea reminds me alot of my wife and daughters. Since we are speaking of sillly things to say, I must confess to one myself. Last week I treated Mrs. P and my daughter to Chinese food. I called in the order and meant to say, “no onions on the rice.” Instead I got it backwards. “No rice on the onions.” There was a pause on the other end and finally the response. “Does that mean you don’t want any rice, just onions?” I am sure that was a first. By illustration, God’s word does not confuse. It says what it means. Too many times we attempt to fit His words into our way of life, our way of thinking. Sorry, that kind of approach will not work. If God intended things to be read a certain way, He would have put it down in Scripture accordingly. But He didn’t and therein lies the challenge. To heed and obey His directions. Proverbs, 3:5-6. Have a great day in the Lord!